All toilets occupied – then we’ll just piss in the parking garage!

We were just about to fly off to Mallorca when Lara and I urgently had to go back for dirty girls. Every toilet was either occupied or even broken. What other choice did we have? Just crouched in the middle of the busy parking garage and let it run…. What I can tell you is that the piss stream was gigantic, so blatant! We had so much pressure on the bladder! People were shocked.
What would you have done if you had seen us?